This was from a crazy (with a capital “C”) fun night out at club EGO in Providence with our boy, Chris Crocker. We’ve been booked at club EGO in the past and when the owners of the club called and asked if we wanted to host again and we said, “Sure, but maybe you should also book our friend, Chris Crocker”, and much to our delight they did! BOOM! Just like that, Chris flew in to RI and met us for some serious shenanigans. We love to go out and have fun but if you mix us together with someone like Chris then the real insanity starts, lol. I think we pretty much shocked all the go-go boys at the club that night. We bumped into the one and only, Bravo Delta and we couldn’t help but to attack his cute little ass. We also bumped into our buddy, Salvador. He’s the guy from our video How to Fuck a Teenage Fan and he’s all grown-up and looking better than ever. Anyway, back to the evening in question: we hosted another boy butt contest and fans and friends were buying us copious amounts of things so it was quite the show (in an awesome way). The party didn’t stop there! The club owner hired a car to drive us back to the hotel. On the way back, Chris insisted on some food so we found a Wendy’s drive-thru. All that delicious food got Chris in the MOOD to pose for an impromptu photo-shoot with a fried chicken cutlet on his butt. We’ll remember this one as the EGO chicken CUNTlette photo shoot. We love you, CC!