Hunter and I were talking about this guy we met in Atlanta a while back. After looking all over for his pics, I finally found them. I forgot how amazing this situation was, lol. I won’t get into the details as to how we came to hang out with him, but let’s just say there was LOTS of beer and this guy could put them away. As you can see here he is 6’3″ and has a pretty hard body. Now it’s important to note that this guy did porn before and seemed pretty chill. He felt it important to tell us that he was a top only, as we clued him in on that fact we were both tops, as well. Several beers later, he asked if he could fuck us. I have to be honest, we did think he was hot but he smoked cigarettes like a chimney and he was a bit toasted, so we decided to pass on the ses. Then he kept bragging about what a big cock he had and so of course I told him to whip it out. I have to admit that it was pretty impressive. Fast foreword to many more beers all around and he asked us again if he could fuck one of us. He kept at it saying, “Come on, you will love it I swear,” blah blah ya know; the things all us tops say when we want some ass, lol. Then, because I was feeling cheeky I said, “Hey, since your cock is so big why don’t you go fuck yourself!?” He laughed and said that he would if I could, so I pressed the issue and convinced him to give it a try. Hunter was right there cheering him on and making him strip down. And then it happened! Much to our shock, surprise, and delight he indeed went and fucked himself! The motherfucker actually came in his own ass. His eyes were rolling back into his head as he SHOT HIS LOAD IN HIS OWN ASS!
1 Pirate: Sword fight ? loser walks the plank
2 cyclops : Wheres my other eye? Up your butt and around the corner!
3 Hairy Face: Who you calling monkey face? Pass me a banana !
#3– who’s ready for one hell of a mustache ride?
Picture 1: Ahoy Matey! Time to raise my main mast!
Picture 2: Bottom: Where is your second eye? Cyclops: You’re sitting on it !
Picture 3: So I used too much Rogaine, but I thought you liked your men hairy.
1, Aaaargh! I’m here to plunder your booty!
3. This is what happens when you mistake your Propecia for your Viagra
#1: Hoist me main sail!
#2a: Climb this bean stalk bitch!
#2b: I smell the cum of an English man
#3: I like big bush and I cannot lie
arrrrgh!!!! got booty?
#1 SHIVER ME PENIS!!!
#2 Bottom guy: FEE-FI-FO Top guy: CUM!
#3 Give me hat hair ANY DAY
1: Yo ho ho, and a Booty that’s yum.
2: Bottom: Fuck me with your large Beanstalk. Cyclops: Jack and his Rosebud.
3: Bitch, I’m THE gay Sasquatch.
Photo 1: Learn your lesson, kids. Don’t get cum in your eye!
Photo 2: “Fuck, Hercules was right about this Cyclops dick!” “I miss Hercules. You can’t beat the ass on that demigod!”
Photo 3: Damn… another full moon.
1. You have no choice but to take this plank! Gwrrr Mate
2. I never imagined something this huge felling so good! …..Look me in the eye small one.
3. I’ve seemed to wander away from my master and I need groomed; can you help, please?
Photo 1: I’ve got something HARRRRRD for your ARRRRSE.
Photo 2: Guy: Cyclops….you’re destroying my one eye. Cyclops: Loose
Photo 3: I hope no one recognizes me as Freddy Kahlo.
#3 Men ! that was an hairy ass !!
1.) Eye for an eye? Please, I STOW DAT BOOTY.
2.) That’s right boy, ride that one eyed-monster.
3.) Twinks love an Elvis-esque caveman.
2nd picture….
I wish his cock was bigger… I wish his ass was tighter!
3rd picture
I’m gonna enter the Westminster Dog Show… This dog fucking my head should be a blue ribbon winner!
#1 Captain on the Bridge all asses out now.
#2 (fucker) Here Piggy Piggy Piggy (fuckee) *Oink* almost there just a little more *oink*
#3 I wake up in the morning and think “What Would GAGA Do?”
1- Aye, There HE blows!
2.Fucker- Eye saw this in a Maverickmen video- Fuckee- I felt this in a Maverickmen video!
3. I heard if you JO to Maverickmen vidoes too much it can cause excessive hair to grow on you. I don’t know if that’s true
#1: No depth perception but haven’t missed a hole yet!
#3: Manscaping is for pussies
#1 butt out NOW HRRRR
#2 is it in yet I cant see that far with out my glass
#3 No no the rogaine goes on top of your head Herman