Hey Guys- Here are a few interesting stroke moments from some of our videos, Hunter and I often have intense conversations about the oddest things, this week it was about masturbation and I said everybody must masturbate, right? And he said, I don’t know about that, I said CUM ON Hunter 90% of the population jerks-off and the other 10% lie about it! We were wondering how often guys must be jerking off in the world and what a waste of cum that is, lol. I bet in Boston alone people waste thousands of gallons of baby batter, each and every day. Chances are, no matter where you are right now as you read this, at home, office, church, the sidewalk, any place u are RIGHT NOW someone stroked one out there! It’s true think about it; in the office after hours, at the bathroom at work, I mean come on you know YOU HAVE, YES YOU READING this, you’ve jerked off in your MOM’S bathroom..Ughhhh! The humanity! Wow just think; every day and every night jizz is wasted on sheets, towels, tissue, cum rags, carpets, underwear, t-shirts, sox. The poor little sperms are sopped up, tossed out, washed away or flushed. It’s sad that this precious baby batter is literally tossed away, tisk tisk, such a shame that the knuckle children of our generation are taken for granted. When you think about it, if there are billions of men on the earth jerking off every day, and millions of little sperm in each ejaculation the numbers are staggering! Compound that number by every city on earth and you have enough sperm to fill oceans. Just think of it; an ocean of cum! Yes this is the stuff we discuss here at home, lol. Are you a chronic masturbator? A captain of masturbation? Are you a mid-night stoker, or a day time diddler? Do you slap the monkey every chance you get? Do you beat your meat all over town? Do you leave your poor little baby batter on the bathroom floor of a truck stop? Tell us about your stroke stories. Where is the strangest or hottest place you’ve ever blown your own horn? Um yes we had to share some of these pearls of wisdom with you guys, lol. Send us your masturbation stories to ColeAndHunter@MaverickMen.com.
Okay here we go:
Punching the Clown, Jerkin the Gherkin, Slapping the Sausage, Beating the Bishop, Burping the Worm, Cleaning the Pipes, Fist Humping, Devil’s Handshake, Draining the Vein, Freeing Willy, Answering the Bone Phone, Dishonorable Discharge, Five Against One, Knuckle Shuffling Your Piss Pump, Paddle the Pickle, Polishing the Rocket, Pulling the Taffy, Punching The Munchkin, Rounding Up the Tadpoles, Sending Out the Troops, Spreading the Mayo, Staff Meeting, Stall Clapping, Taping the Hog, Throwing Off a Batch, Tickling Elmo, Tugging Your Tube Steak, And my favorite “Dropping Stomach Pancakes”.
We think it’s only fair to share these female terms as well. We LOVE our lady fans! Women have some very interesting metaphors for masturbating:
Feeding the Cat, Double-clicking the Mouse, Pearl Fishing, Checking for Squirrels, Clam Bake for One, Airing the Orchid, Paddling the Pink Canoe, Tiptoeing Through the Tulips, Scrambling the Omelet, Scratching the Record, Rubbing the Almond.
Cole and Hunter
I LOVE JACKIN OFF WITH MY RESTORED FORESKIN!! WILL SUBMIT A VIDEO I SCREAM LOUD WHEN I CUM FOR 10 MINUTES!!
Yes! Send that vid! 🙂 – Hunter
Hey guys, per the suggestion of Cole when I emailed two stories for him/Hunter, my JO story is my first. I was 16 or 17 and sitting butt naked in a cahir in our family room. I was stroking my cock and just enjoying the feeling, when all of a sudden, my cock started to pulsatte on its own and thick cum poured out. Of course, being a good catholic boy, I didn’t know what the hell was happening, but boy did I enjoy it and haven’t missed a beat since.
My second story is a Blow job story. I’m 47, live in burbank and had been sucking of a neighbor of mine a few times. He worked for AA airlines and one day I was at the local airport and ran into him. He took me to his office and asked if I’d suck his dick and eat his ass, which I love to do, so sure! He had this huge two way mirror in front of his desk…he could look out and see the people in the terminal. If they looked in the mirror, all they would see was their refection. So here I am, suckinh his beuatiful big dick and this lady is looking at herself in the mirror and having no clue what was happening on the other side. Cole wanted me to share this on there blog..true story..believe it or not! xoxo Kevin 🙂
Thanks for the HOT stories, Kev! If he hasn’t already, Cole will def get back to you stud. – Hunter
i jerk off anywhere i can.. driving.. at home.. or even at work.. (wich i think is HOT!) but i think the best place to jerk off is outside.. kinda get to show it all off.. =]
Niiiiiice, you sound like our kinda guy, Jonathan. – Hunter
It be HOT! to have a jerk off session with you guys. 😉 Would love all your man jizz all over my face and body. Maybe my hairy ass. 😛
Woo hoo, sounds like Jonathan here wants to get glazed! And don’t tease us man; you know we go nutz for a hairy boy butt 😉 – Hunter
Ohh i would LOVE to be glazed by you guys! it be SUPER HOT!! And no tease here guys. I only live in New Jersey. So am not far from you guys at all. 😉
Send us pics sexy boy (especially if you are looking to star in a vid with us)!…ColeAndHunter@MaverickMen.com – Hunter
how i jerk off well i am young 21 yrs of age so i have a pretty high sex drive i typically jerk my meat 4 times a day usually edge myself play with my nipples play with my butt then gradually get faster strokes till i squirt all over and make a hot mess also i typically like to lick n eat my cum after im done other wise its a waste i say.
Dustin! Wow sexy boy, ya made my dick fat with that comment, sounds like we need to break out the vid camera and record you in action 😉 – Hunter
love it all
I can only cum jerking off when I have a finger in my butt, I’ve tried before without and it doesn’t happen, does that make me a bottom? hahahah
I don’t know why I’m sharing this here … but I usually jerk off in kind of a weird way. I am usually lying face down, with my palm under my cock, and I grind myself into my hand. When I cum it’s really intense, I’ve never felt anything like it. Even when I get fucked, I try to flip into that position so I can cum that way. I’m a little embarrassed to do it in front of another guy, though, it’s kind of strange even though I love it.
Feeding the Cat, Double-clicking the Mouse, Pearl Fishing, Checking for Squirrels, Clam Bake for One, Airing the Orchid, Paddling the Pink Canoe, Tiptoeing Through the Tulips, Scrambling the Omelet, Scratching the Record, Rubbing the Almond. Thank you very much, you guys had me spitting out my water on my damn computer screen on the how women “get their nut” metaphors. Don’t worry, I”m not gonna give you my techniques on how I get off , I don’t want you to get frightened or even throw up. lol Love you guys! Mandy, your #1 female fan!
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!…keep this stuff cummin, it’s the best on the web, xoxoxox
That was HOT! WOW!
I totally get off on jerking at church, something about leavvving service while its going to go to the bathroom and wank that just really gets me off….LOVE this post guys, thanks for the viewing pleasure, that Billy is sooooo cute
That’s a hot story dude! And I agree, Billy is gorgeous 🙂
I remember a few other places like the swimming pool, at the movies, at a birthday party, hell even in my closet, at a porn story ( but who has not there) in a motel, at the mall, In a parking lot, at the police station, at a friends house with them right there watching a move. Ok I need to end it now cause I just realize that I beat my meat all over the fucking place. It may be easier to name a place I have not. Thanks DavidBR you made me remember other places.
Really great post guys. I like this one.
haha TOTALLY agree with Gary’s comment; I beat my meat every place I can get away with it, I have a step cousin that used to drive me wild when I was younger, he was in his late teens and I was young, I would get high just off walking into his room, smelled like such a guy’s room, one time I jerked off while sitting next to him in his truck with my coat over my lap, I don’t think we knew what i was doing, but i love ot fantasize that he did
LMAO I love it I am going to send some things your way on in more detail, This post made my day it reminds me when I was in college and the stuff we talked about then lol