Tis the season to give! We’re giving you THREE chances to win. Best caption gets a MaverickMen.com jock strap and a custom, made-just-for-you, MaverickMen.com DVD of your choice! You’ll know you’re the winner if we add your caption to the bubble (and we’ll shoot you an email, too). Contest ends when we say it ends, lol. So hurry up and leave your comments below!
Have fun and ho ho ho!
Cole and Hunter
***UPDATE: contest is closed, thank you to everyone that entered, since everyone had so much fun we’ll post another contest soon, here are the winning captions:
Rob says:
December 14, 2012 at 5:33 am
#1 – How did that red headed bitch Elmo get that hot piece of coco and I got stuck with a hairy tangerine?
Nick says:
December 13, 2012 at 11:45 pm
#2 – Did I remember to clear the browsing history on the Holodeck?
Anthony says:
December 14, 2012 at 5:24 pm
#3 – Hunter, cum in Hunter! Do you need my assistance?
Pic 1: “Why does Elmo get real dick?”
Pic 2: “George Takei got nothing on Spock”
Pic 3: “I love my new Q-tip!”
1) I hate arrange marriages
2) If only he knew what i’d do to him if he wasnt straight
3) I can hear you calling my name
Bert & Ernie: “But I’m straight…”
Telepenis: “There are four other callers ahead of you. Please hold until someone can cum and assist you.”
1 – When will they give us a double bed?
2 – What… more can I do… to make Spock… feel human?
3 – I swear those pretty little lips are whispering, “kiss me.”
1) orange?..im into black guys
2) If only he felt the same!
3) i can hear his dick pulse beating fast
“if Rubber Duckie is the one, what does that make me? I thought I was the on that made bathtime lots of fun!” “i can’t stop thinking about his hard spock inside me”. “Hmmm, ear wax as lube, will that work?”
Yes random penis I want to stick it in Davis again and again :-). Spock you have to bottom
Because your dick is pointy like your ears. Ernie I’m sorry but I would rather be double fisted but Elmo’s giant pimp.
1: I’m not ready for an open relationship.
2: I would never replace you with Zachary Quinto.
3: You should see what I pull out of a hat.
1st: “gay marriage puppet style.”
2nd pic: “something about those ears drives me wild.”
3rd pic: “Well I can’t hear this ocean, but I can feel it getting wet back there. OR
I guess this would make me a dick head…”
1. WHERES BIG BIRD
2.SPACE BALLS
3.GO AHEAD, PISS
#3 – “Dior, J’adore”
#3 – French touch
#3 – E.T., phone home-o!!!
#1 -“Cooole”, “Hunterrr”, please adopt-me 😮
#2 – I believe I can fly lalalalalala….
#3 – Hello boys, new cotton gay stem arrived, to test it is to adopt it…
Number 3) do you here what I hear, the cum is shooting rapppiddly
#1 Adopte me
#2 I believe i can’t fly
#3 What’s up doc…
1. why do i keep thinking about a threeway with elmo and some big black unknown cock. ernie can never find out what i did in ptown last summer.
2. why do your ears stick straight up, but your cock doesn’t.
3. do you hear what i hear…is that the ocean tide coming in or are you ready to cum for me
#3 I am dreaming of a “white” christmas
#1 Damn I wish erine would fist me the way that black man fists Elmo
#2 I wonder if Spoke’s ears are fuckible?
#3 Can you still hear me? Good 😀
#1: If only they could see where Ernie is making me hold my rubber ducky
#3: Pull the trigger and shoot, please
1.)Open wide…
#3-“Hunter, cum in Hunter! Do you need my assistance?
#3 “Are you there God? It’s Me MaverickMen.”
.never mind bigbird- lets fuck the duck!
..ram it up scotty
…finally, a phone with a hands on app
#2: So how do you do that vulcan thigh grip again?
#3: I can hear the sea-men in here!
You are such an eerie fucker!
#1 “Damn, I am gonna have to bottom forever”
#2 “Great Spock! What a nice cock!”
# “I CAN HEAR THE OCEAN!”
#3) Do you hear what I hear?
#3 Do you hear what I hear?
#1 He knows we are both bottoms
#2 once you go vulcan….
#1 Oh god.. Please don’t fist me…
#2 Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on. (Kirk in ‘A Taste of Armageddon’)
#3 I’m Dreaming of a White… Christmas. 😉
#1 – How did that red headed bitch Elmo get that hot piece of coco and I got stuck with a hairy tangerine?
#2 – Spock, Cream me up.
#3 – “Speak up, I cant hear you. I can’t hear anything on this new phone, Oh and also, I’m out of vodka”
#3 – “Dear Comcast, I have an idea for a new service you could provide…”
#2: Captain’s xxx log: Live well and prosper indeed 😉
1. ball quack
2, vulcan where know man has gone before
3. hello it the semen calling
1. Slutty Ducky, you’re the one… You make Fisting lots of fun!!
2. Spock… My Rocket… cannot.. be turned of…Auto-Pilot…it is heading…straight for… Uranus!
3. Can you hear me NOW? Good!
1. I really should have turn the water off before we left.
2. I really hope that guy is the one for me, wait fuck it!
3. “Hello in there. Can anyone hear me?!”
Spock….showing him my final frontier.
1) why is he being so weird right now?
2) will never forget my first time
3) I can only hear you fart on the other side
#2: Did I really just fall for the line “Last long and probe me?”
#1 Why can’t Ernie put it in my B-A-D place like Kevin does with Elmo?
#2 Spock please boldly go where no man has gone before.
#3 I use this to clean my ears.
#1: Damn, I wish I were Elmo.
#2: Let’s go and do that thing we just talked about.
#3: I should share this new type of Q-tip.
#1 Fifty Shades of Gay.
#2 Men do it better
#3 just cum , make love to my ear.
please upload the video when Hunter fucks you Cole. you promise it like 3 months ago.
#1 #MaverickMuppets2012
#2 Did I remember to clear the browsing history on the Holodeck?
#3 The last tight hole on MaverickMen.com (jk Cole!)
# 3 i can sense your cum cumming
#3 – “I can hear the ocean… and a whole lot of whale sex.”
the images of the site has an introduction that makes me very excited:
it is the Hunter in sheets displaying a mesmerizing ass! please post it, post! Here are anxious. kisses.
#3 “Can you hear me now?”
Go in deep destroy my cherry .
#1 we’ve been into fisting for over 40 years
#2 oh spock, PONFAR me, til i’m walking funny!
#3 No, i said i wanted a lock of your Hair, not a cock in my ear!
Bert: I wonder what his plans are for that duck
I can heAr you cumming….#3
Rubber ducky I’m the one he fucked me and made me cum…
# 1 Puppets are equal
# 3 I can hear the ocean
Bert Bubble… “50 shades of Felt?”
#3 “To each his own I guess, but aural only?.. That’s a new one”
1: You’re my rubber ducky now Bert.
2:For a man who shows no emotion, he fucks like a maverick man.
3: I can here where you have been, Woah!!!! Elton John?!? really???
hello come again i cant here you
1) Conquest is easy. Control is not.
2) Get an Earful!
Pic 1
I wonder if Ernie is a top or a bottom?
Pic 3 is this thing on? I’m not getting good reception here.
1: If Ernie’s right here, whose hand is _that_??
2: Hmmm… Spock… It’s only logical…
3: Safety tip of the day for the kids: Never put anything in your ear sharper than your elbow!
I don’t speak Parseltongue but I’ll take care of your snake.
1st pic:oh damn! Is that a hand up my ass too?
2nd pic: Please, please beam it up my ass Scotty!
3rd pic: A holes a hole bitch!
“Spock….can’t wait to show him my final frontier.”
“If only I could find a way to negotiate getting in between Spock’s thick thighs. Mmm… Vulcan death grip.”
Not so fast, Ernie. You don’t know where this fist has been…
1. “I wish he’d tickle my elmo”
2. “He can ream me up anytime he wants”
3. “I told you before, that’s the wrong hole”
Bert thinks: “Just because we enjoy getting fisted and Ernie wants a same-sex marriage with me, doesn’t mean we are gay!”
Kirk thinks: “It’s not just his ears that I like to be hard and pointy.”
Cole thinks: “Here’s a hole I haven’t been fucked in yet!”
1. How do I tell Ernie that he was not my first!
2. I wonder if that Stud Spock was really gay? I wish he would pop in me now!!
3. “Do you hear what I hear?” sing it!!
1)what!? Elmo was a boy. A hairy red-otter, that’s heaven
2) ooohh I miss that pointy cock with zero gravity
3) omg I can hear little sperm voices
I hear you cummin’ bitch!!!
“I can hear the sperm cells singing inside!”
Um, Bert. That’s not MY hand.
Sulu? Really?
I can’t hear you. I have a dick in my ear.
First one- “am I next? oh noooooo”
Second- “Spock the fuck out of me”
Third – “I hear cock is good for the mind.”
We used to be the #1 top Favorited couple in Xtube………KHAAAAAANNN!!!!!!
Hello?
I don’t understand you, spit it out!
Fuck me rubber ducky!!
Oprah? Are you here? 😛
2nd one:
Taking “In one ear & out the other” to a whole new level
First one- “am I next, oh noooooo”
Second- “Spock the fuck out of me”
Third – “I hear cock is good for the mind.”
( Number 2) Ass… The final frontier. Or
“I think it’s called a Spock cock cherry pop”
This I Phone 6 sucks…
Pic 1: So THAT’S why Elmo’s voice was that high!
Pic 2: Time to give Spock some of my cock!
Pic 3: I can’t hear you.
For the first picture: Bert is thinking “What will Ernie think when this video shows up on Maverick Men?”
For the 2nd picture: Kirk thinks “Ohura has nothing on Spock’s Vulcan Sex Grip with that tight ass.”
For the 3rd picture: Cole says “I can hear the moans of a thousand bottoms in there”
Can you hear me now………………
(pic 3)….I feel like a Whistler’s Mom porn parody….
For Elmo: why are they complaining? His hands been up our butts for years!
hmmm…I wonder if EVERYTHING on Spock is pointy…..
“Jesus Bert, I don’t think I can fit two hands in my ass.”
“Liar. You can’t hear the ocean.”
1st one – We are brought to you by the letters S E X and the number 69
2nd Spock set your big phaser for STUN!
3rd Hello, Hello? Hunter this new phone you got me feels great but the reception SUCKS!
“We’re sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed…”
Hello, hello, baby you called I can’t hear a thing?! 😉
Just O moment please i need to take this COCK CALL!!!!!
I hope he Spock’s on my face tonight.
“I am the cock whisperer.”
“Once you go Vulcan, you never go back.”
“I’d rather be tickled by Elmo.”
2. Logic has nothing to do with it
3. I thought you said I could hear the ocean?
Several ideas for the picture with Cole: 1. What’s that big fella? You feel like your owner uses you? Well don’t worry tonight we’re gonna use him; Maverick style. 2. What’s that? You wanna meet mine and Hunters’ asses tonight? Well sorry about your luck but were paying a visit to your neighbor around the block with the hairy cheeks! 3. I hear you loud and clear. You want attention; right after we pound your friend in the back. 4. Mmhmm, I see. Well a good ass pounding should unclog that right up!
I hear it, it’s cummin’!
For the first time in his life Cole thinks “Crap, its too big and won’t fit.”