Here we go again! THREE chances to win! Best caption for each pic gets a TEST MaverickMen.com jock strap and a just-released MaverickMen.com DVD. You’ll know you’re the winner if we add your caption to the bubble (and we’ll shoot you an email, too). Contest ends when we say it ends, lol. So hurry up and leave your comments below!
***THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED: I’ve updated the above pics with the winning entries and I’ve emailed the winners (check your spam folder if your caption is up above and you didn’t see a message from me).
(Goes without saying: you MUST be 18 or older to enter…and you shouldn’t even be here if you aren’t 18 or older!)
Caption 1.
Get ready for a wild ride!!!
Yeah, come on inside!!!
Caption 2.
It’s Friday the thirteenth and I am ready to stick it in deep.
Caption 3
UP, UP, AND OH YEAH! ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
1. Blonde: Did I wash my vagina?
Bates: I’m pretty sure I smell VAGINA!!!!!
2:I’m so horny I can KILL!
or
“Killing me Softly”
3:Maverick Men is my kryptonite! Now swallow my CUM!
1. Brunette: Gee! That’s tight. Don’t fart, Don’t fart, DO NOT fart
Blonde: Something smells….
2. Meh… I can do that sooooo much better!
3. Can’t a superhero have some free time to enjoy maverickmen ?!
1. Madame LaLaurie “I’ve seen it all in my lifetime, bitch.” Fiona “Been in a hole for over a century and she’s seen stuff? Bitch, please. Wait til I show her Maverick Men!”
2. “MMMmmm…another way to please….I’ll give ’em a deep woods drilling they’ll never forget. You’re next Cole and Hunter…..”
3. Concentrate! Concentrate! It’s a bird, it’s a…fuck that, I can’t stop thinking of last night with Cole and Hunter! Fuck this Superman crap, I want to be MAVERICK MAN!
1. “I’ve got a penis under this dress, i’ll give it to you better than your husband AND the pool boy.”–“Where do you want me?”
2. “Drill…my ass, I’ll saw that fucker in half.”
3. “I’m glad cum isn’t my kryptonite!.”
Jessica: Cole… Hunter… Kathy: We got next.
Jason: I want Freddy Krueger to stab me like this…
Supaman: Up… up… & a spray!
1. Kathy- The Maverick Men are hung like my Minotaur
Jessica- Why do the Maverick Men get to be immortal and not me?!
2. My favorite movie at Camp Crystal Lake!
3. Frosting the world!
1. standing: don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Sitting: don’t you?
2. I would slash that ass
3, Up, up, and awaaaaayyyyy
Kathy Bates: Damn right my vaginas still better than urs
Jessica Lange: Didnt taste like it
Jason: Now thats my kinda movie!
Superman: I’ll show you snowballs.
1. who’s under your dress? don’t move or they’ll get away
2. Im gonna rip up some hot ass
3. Its raining MAN Hallehluja…
1. Lady standing- Bitches be hatin! Cause Im a pussy pop hoe. Lady sitting- Hey Cole……..Hunter.
2. Maverick men your next. (in referance to porno mag)
3. Oh Coooole……
1. Kathy: That fag told me black was slimming. Jessica: Damn, almost mistook that bitch for king kong.
2. How did i miss this???
3. Maybe one day I will find a man who can handle all this steel.
Pic 1: Jessica Lane: Bitch, what is your problem? Kathy Bates: I just found out that my husband has been jacking off to Maverickmen videos without me. I need to get off too.
Pic 2: Just watched “Deep Woods Drilling” thinking that it was my life story. Damn! I like Maverickmen’s technique better though.
Pic 3: Who needs Lois Lane. I can jack off to my Maverickmen videos. I am cumming just thinking about them. If I keep this up, I will yank my dick off.
Sorry I accidentally posted my entries twice. I thought that they didn’t post the first time.
Pic 1: Jessica Lange: Bitch, what is your problem? Kathy Bates: I just found out that my husband has been jacking off to Maverickmen videos without me. I need to get off too.
Pic 2: Just watched “Deep Woods Drilling”, thinking it was going to be my biography. Damn! I do like Maverickmen’s technique better though.
Pic 3: Who needs Lois Lane? I been jacking off to my MaverickMen videos so much lately that I am cumming again just thinking about it. If I keep this up, I am going to yank my dick off.
3. UP..UP..AND ARRRGGHHHUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
That was for #2 lol
1. I want to see the maverick. I want the maverick to fuck me.
2. If these guys were fucking in my woods, I’d join with my massive ax.
3. Up, up, and cum away!!
1.Ch ch ch ah ah ah I’m cumming to see you maverick men!!
2.(brunette lady) “im fuckin pissed (blonde lady) “i got the new maverick men dvd and you don’t haha”
3 in the air on on the ground cnt stop thinking about cole`s big cock and hunter`s hairy ass #highmileclub
1.-AHORA EN LUGAR DE MATAR ME LOS VOY A COJER
2.-PREFIERO SER GORDA FELIZ Y NO FLACA INFELIZ
3.-SALVANDO AL MUNDO CON MI SUPER LECHE
loose google translation:
1.-NOW IN PLACE TO GET ME I WILL grab
2.-PREFER NOT BE SKINNY FAT HAPPY AND UNHAPPY
3.-SAVING THE WORLD WITH MY SUPER MILK
1. I’ve been doing it wrong. I should be using my dick, not a knife!
2. Jessica: Maybe these gay men’s juices will keep me young. Kathy: I am a gay man.
3. And all those people down there think it’s bird crap… 🙂
1.Hmmm Maverick im going to cut up some ass tonight
2. Jessica that bitch dont know I smashed her maverik men video to pieces. Kathy – i wonder if she know i switch out her glee dvd for my maverick men videos?
3.Superman: Im making it rain up in here!!
3.Hope this gets me into the mile high club….
1. Mm..I’d work for that ass
Up, up, and away to see the Maverick Men while Louis Lane is out.
1. What?!?! I’ve just been chopping off their heads. Hmmm… Thank you Maverick Men!
2. Jessica: Blimp! Kate: Skinny Old Hag!
3. Maverick Men! Here I COME to save the d… aaaahhhhh
3. A load like that, and I’ll STILL be the Man of Steel.
3. Real men dont need a plane to join the mile high club
1. Camp Maverickmen , now this should be interesting.
2. Kathy – do I really have to wear this. Jessica – I’ll show her misery.
3. Super man milk
1. I wonder if the maverick men would come to camp crystal lake?
2. i wish we were both 2 hot bottom boys for the maverick men.
3. i knew i shouldn’t have watch any maverick men before i took off.
1.) A much better way to make young guys scream in the woods.
2.) Kathy Bates: Forget all this magic…I want chicken. A whole chicken! Jessica Lange: My power comes from Botox!
3.) Lex Luthor’s Cock is SO Big! I’m a dirty boy!
3. Faster than a speeding bullet….dammit!
1. hmmmmm Should I Fuck or kiss them first?… Decisions Decisions
2. You wish you were me Bitch, You wish you were me Bitch.
3, Dammit even all the way up here I still cant stop jerking off to the Maverick Men.
1 I’M Cumming to get you
2 I hope she dont smell pussy on me (setting down) Holy crap i can sell that bitch
3 Did i hit anyone down there fuck it
1. Maverickmen will slay my ass
2. I need some dick
3. The Maverickmen are my Kryptonite.
1. hmm..I guess Maverickmen and I have something in common
3. Hold..on..I’m cumming to save you!
HAHAHA!! That third one is HILARIOUS!!!
omg i won haha
You did! I sent you an email a while back. Maybe it’s in your spam folder? Please check and let me know. 🙂 – Hunter
3. Cumming up up and away!
1. “WTF!! I ordered Teens be Tripping; not Deep Woods Drilling”
2. “Yo, this is MY seat” “Don’t make me go all Misery on yo ass if ya wanna keep your cankles”!
3. “There’s only one way I know to shoot a scene in 3D – try this”!
1. “And I thought I knew hard penetrating action…”
2. Hilda: “Well I never…” Maude: “You should, its more fun.”
3. “Re-seed the rainforest they said… I’ll show you some re-seeding…”
1. The only HOLE I have ever drilled is in peoples HEADS! Wonder if my POOTER still works?
2.(Kathy) I wonder if she likes carpet munching? (Jessica) Who just opened a can of Tuna FISH?
3 This darn flying makes me cum up with some horny thoughts about Henry Cavill!
1. And I thought I stuck young guys.
1: chi chi chi chi ha ha ha ha OH OH MY GOSH… I am cumming! My mom would be proud
3: and you though spider could shoot a web….
1. “I like the woods…and the lake”
1. WHAT?! “Maverick Men Fuck Michael Meyers”? I’m gonna chop them bitches up!
2. Jessica: “She’s hogging the spotlight.” Kate: “I show that old bitch what good acting is all about!”
3. Dat Kryptonite butt blug done hit da spot!
1. That’s some scary fucking Maverickmen!
2.Both- Wish I could get some of that HOT Maverick Action!
3. Its a bird Its a plane Its Superman cumming watching Hunter and Cole taking young
Jimmy Olsen!
1. im going to end that asshole i already had this one
2. bitch Cunt interchangeable
3. Dont call me chief