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CONTEST CLOSED, see winners above
Here we go again! THREE chances to win! Best caption for each pic gets a MaverickMen.com jock strap and we’ll custom it however you like! You’ll know you’re the winner if we add your caption to the bubble (and we’ll shoot you an email, too). Contest ends when we say it ends, lol. So hurry up and leave your comments below!
(Goes without saying: you MUST be 18 or older to enter…and you shouldn’t even be here if you aren’t 18 or older!)
3: Now that you’ve met the little pigs, are you ready for my big bad wolf?
3) Every heard of athletes hole? Cause you’re about to.
Picture 1: “Yes, I’ve never had one THAT big before. . . . . . That is a lot of meat. . . I don’t think I can take it all at once. . . . Yes! Thank you, see you soon. *hangs up* “One day the pizza boy will give me HIS pie”.
Picture 2: (the guy behind cole) “Okay, mom, you’re embarrassing me, now. They’re definitely not coming back.”
(Cole) “They ARE softer!”
Picture 3: ” It’s just a fetish then a blow job. . . I’m still straight”.
Pic 1: Cole thinks he’s Hunter’s favourite daddy, but I’m the one he sent the chocolates to.
Pic 2: (bubble over Cole) I’m flattered, but I don’t really bottom. (bubble over woman) I wasn’t asking.
Pic 3: Telling them it’s two feet works every time.
1. “Yes, are these the hot available singles in my are?
2. “Uhhh, I asked for you to give me a pedicure this isn’t what I had in mind”
1.) “Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my number so call me maybe”
1. Where did you go Smithers? I thought you went to get some lube.
2. see you can get your arms around me!
3. OK Stu lick all your hot cum off my toes.
1. I hope Smithers is wearing his maverickmen jockstrap i bought him for christmas…
2.These boobs are so comfy, maybe i should get hunter to get some just to snuggle on….
3.I hope your this good sucking dick as much as my toes….
#1 “Hey, the door is already unlocked. All you guys (Cole & Hunter) have to do is walk in, lift my robe & pound my hole!”
#2 “Tits always make a good soft pillow”
# “So you like that taste eh boy!? That’s your brother’s ass juice, from after I toe fucked his hole earlier this afternoon! Keep sucking!!”
1: I was just thinking about you while I packed this fudge…
2: I forgot how much I loved boobs.
3: Yeah… lick those piggies, whore
#2- Cole and Hunter(post-op)
Pic” 1: Hunter and Cole, why don’t you bring your big dicks to my house, I promise that I won’t release the hounds.
Pic 2: This confirms it. I like a rock hard dick better than a squishy tit.
Pic 3: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home. While this piggy wants to get fucked.
#1: “Oh, you and Cole want to test my power bottom skills? Exxxxxxcellent!”
#2: “Yep, I just came.”
#3: “My little piggy is about to cum, cum, cum allllll in your mouth.”
Pic 2: Xena, I’ll do anything you want if you’ll just introduce me to Hercules!
#3 – Power bottom my ass. A real bottom could take all five. A POWER bottom would take all ten!
#3 – Uh, dude… when I said go down I didn’t mean quite that far.
Pic 1- OMG Smithers, who do you think is hotter, Cole, Hunter or Davy Jones? Like, for realsies!
Pic 2- There’s no place like home
Pic 3- Ummmm Dude, thats not my dick.
Pic 1: “Smithers, these Maverick Men really know how to fuck, you need to make arrangements for me to meet them.”
Pic 3: “Mmm, lets see if you can make these little piggies go wee wee wee all the way home into your mouth”
#2 – Mommie! You’ve come back! I’ve missed you so much!
Oh yes Cole and Hunter, shove your rods into my core!!
1st pic- Oh yes Cole and hunter, shove your rods into my core!
Bottom image: “Turn and face me! I can’t see!”
1.) “So, it was an awesome first date and you have an 9 inch cock. Can we like, get married now?”
2.) “Haven’t had something this big in my face since Lindsay Lohan’s vagina”
3.) “oh yeahhh, lick that toe… tastes like chicken don’t it?”
For the second one, “I didnt know Ursula was going to be here today!!!”
whatever gets my cock up his ass…
On the pic with cole.. ” A few more seconds and i can take my head off her Tit”
3rd pic…… That’s the ”Piggy” that went to market!
For the middle obe: I hope that cute boy doesn’t think I’m straight
Pic#1 == Hiiiiiii Cooole. It’s me again, Smithyyyyyyy. Why haven’t you returned my call? Alright, calls. You big meanie! Or is it that Hunter again? Honestly, I don’t know what you see in that skank! I’m mean all that black curly hair, those big brown puppy dog eyes; those perfect white teeth in that pouty mouth; all those muscles, big throbbing cock, and meaty ass. Who could choose THAT over ME! Seriously! You know what they say, “once you go Scrooge you’ll want no other nooge”. So CALL me you bad man. Love you. Mean it. Ciao!
Ok, how do I edit this thing? Should have been Burnsyyyy not Smithyyyy… sorry. Senility is a bitch!
1. “Smithers! I demand Maveickmen join our weekly arrangements”
2. “She isn’t enen into bdsm…. she is just goth”
3. “F*ck yeah, now go for my little piggies”
for the first one, the one of the simpsons: “So, did he suck it well?”